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Together Forever Card

Together Forever Card

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Try Not To Fucking Drop It

Try Not To Fucking Drop It

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Welcome New Baby Safari

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You A Bad Bitch

You A Bad Bitch

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You Little Prick Cactus

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You Might Piss Yourself

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You Old Bean

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You Were an Accident

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You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday

You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday

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You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much

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You're A Twat

You're A Twat

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You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of

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Alexa laughed birthday

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All You Need Is Love And Prosecco

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At Least It's Not Chlamydia

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No Cure for Being a Twat Card

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Now That You Are 21

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Oh For Fox Sake!

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Party Time Bunny And Bear Blue.

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Party Time Bunny And Bear.

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Plant Mum

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Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday

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Space Sloth 2

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Trip Over Your Own Balls

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When It Comes To Birthdays.

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You and Me Day

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You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse

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You're A Classic

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You're Extra but Worth It.

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You're My Boo.

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You're My Favourite Husband

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You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore

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You're Really Into Plants

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Your Future Looks Wrinkly.

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A Card You Can Read

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Absolutely Killing It Birthday NEW

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Age is Just a Number

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Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.

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Atleast you don't have ugly children

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Birthday Barcode 30th

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Cat Love Anniversary

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Do Keep The Envelope

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From The Love Of Your Life

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I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.

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It's Pawty Time

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Level Up Gamer Birthday

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Looking Good Birthday Gal.

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Love is a Strong Word.

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No Idea How Old You Are.

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No One is Saying You're Old

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Oldi 30th Birthday

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Oldi 40th Birthday

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One Fabulous Bitch to Another

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Shit Now Without You

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Sisters Are Like Fat Thighs

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Thanks So Much Abstract.

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That's A Lot Of Candles

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The Birthday Cat Tarot Card

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The Older You Get The Better You Get.

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The Only Gift You Need

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Turning 40.

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Welcome to Your 40's.

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Wild and Crazy 40

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You Are Really Cool/Old.

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You Make My Heart Melt.

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You My Homeslice.

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You're Dead To Us

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You're Magic

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You're Not 40.

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Your Pussy Is Magic.

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Youth Part 2.

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Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.

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Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.

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Don't Worry About The Dishes

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Mother's Day Wishlist

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Mum I Am A Gift

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Mum I think You're Great

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Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me

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Mum You're Otterly Amazing

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Mum you're the tits!

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My Favourite Mothers

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Retro Mother's Day Card

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You're very nearly my favourite parent

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