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1 in 3 Men

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69 What A Great Combo

69 What A Great Combo

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All The Other Cards Were Shit

All The Other Cards Were Shit

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All You Need Is Love And Prosecco

All You Need Is Love And Prosecco

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Always Horny

Always Horny

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Are You A Beaver

Are You A Beaver

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Are You Immature

Are You Immature

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Bao Chicka Wow Wow

Bao Chicka Wow Wow

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Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.

Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.

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Best Decision You ever Made

Best Decision You ever Made

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Big Fan of Your Fanny

Big Fan of Your Fanny

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Big Fan of Your Willy

Big Fan of Your Willy

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Corgi Cutie With A Booty

Corgi Cutie With A Booty

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Cutie With A Booty

Cutie With A Booty

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Do You Know What Day It Is?

Do You Know What Day It Is?

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Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These

Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These

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Everybody Grab a Net, There's a Legend on the Loose

Everybody Grab a Net, There's a Legend on the Loose

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Eye Contact Banana

Eye Contact Banana

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Flamingo Classy Bird

Flamingo Classy Bird

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Fuck It This Card Will Do

Fuck It This Card Will Do

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Gaga For You

Gaga For You

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Gay For You.

Gay For You.

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Gentleman You Make My Heart Flutter Card.

Gentleman You Make My Heart Flutter Card.

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Get In The Jar (I Want To Keep You)

Get In The Jar (I Want To Keep You)

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Heart Boner

Heart Boner

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Heart you tattoo.

Heart you tattoo.

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I am The Gift

I am The Gift

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I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face

I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face

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I Heart Your C*ck

I Heart Your C*ck

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I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.

I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.

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I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.

I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.

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I Love You Pig Time.

I Love You Pig Time.

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I love you tattoo.

I love you tattoo.

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I Love You To Uranus And Back

I Love You To Uranus And Back

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I Love You With All My Willy

I Love You With All My Willy

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I Wanna Spoon You Like Porridge

I Wanna Spoon You Like Porridge

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I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.

I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.

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I Want Extra You On The Pizza Of Life

I Want Extra You On The Pizza Of Life

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I Willy Love You

I Willy Love You

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I would give you my last chicken nugget

I would give you my last chicken nugget

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I'm Balls Deep.

I'm Balls Deep.

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I'm Keeping You Card

I'm Keeping You Card

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I'm No Weatherman

I'm No Weatherman

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Jeez Louise You're Pretty

Jeez Louise You're Pretty

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Jellyfish

Jellyfish

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Keep Up The Great Person-ing

Keep Up The Great Person-ing

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Let's Avo Cuddle

Let's Avo Cuddle

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Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies

Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies

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Let’s Just Pretend This Was On Time.

Let’s Just Pretend This Was On Time.

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Little Seaman

Little Seaman

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Love is a Strong Word.

Love is a Strong Word.

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Love You Deerly Card.

Love You Deerly Card.

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Love You Envelope Card.

Love You Envelope Card.

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Love You For What I Am Card

Love You For What I Am Card

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Love You Long Time

Love You Long Time

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Managing Expectations

Managing Expectations

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Meant Pho Each Other

Meant Pho Each Other

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My Cat Fucking Hates You

My Cat Fucking Hates You

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My Last Toilet Roll.

My Last Toilet Roll.

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Netflix And Chill?.

Netflix And Chill?.

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Never Let You Go Titanic

Never Let You Go Titanic

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Nugs And Kisses Ketchup

Nugs And Kisses Ketchup

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Nugs and Kisses.

Nugs and Kisses.

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Pickles Have No Place Being on a, But I Know How Much You Like Them

Pickles Have No Place Being on a, But I Know How Much You Li

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Rock My World Coaster

Rock My World Coaster

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Shit Except You Card

Shit Except You Card

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Size Matters Anniversary Card

Size Matters Anniversary Card

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Spooning Partner Card.

Spooning Partner Card.

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Supporting Each Other in Old Age

Supporting Each Other in Old Age

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Together Forever Card

Together Forever Card

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Voodoo Doll Love

Voodoo Doll Love

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Wassup Bae

Wassup Bae

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We’d Be A Normal Couple

We’d Be A Normal Couple

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Whaley Love You Card.

Whaley Love You Card.

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You Are Approximately The Best

You Are Approximately The Best

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You Are Soy Amazing

You Are Soy Amazing

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You Give Great Cuddle

You Give Great Cuddle

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You Give Me Resting Happy Face

You Give Me Resting Happy Face

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You Make Me Wet.

You Make Me Wet.

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You Make My Heart Melt.

You Make My Heart Melt.

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You make my heart skip a beat.

You make my heart skip a beat.

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You My Homeslice.

You My Homeslice.

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You Put The Pro In Prosecco

You Put The Pro In Prosecco

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You Trigger My High Five Reflex

You Trigger My High Five Reflex

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You're A Classic

You're A Classic

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You're Better Than All Things and Stuff Combined

You're Better Than All Things and Stuff Combined

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You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of

You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of

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You're Extra but Worth It.

You're Extra but Worth It.

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You're My Boo.

You're My Boo.

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You're My Favourite Human Bean

You're My Favourite Human Bean

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You're My Fox Card.

You're My Fox Card.

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You're My Lobster

You're My Lobster

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You're Otterly Amazing.

You're Otterly Amazing.

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You're the apple of my eye.

You're the apple of my eye.

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You're The Fittest Bird I Know.

You're The Fittest Bird I Know.

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You're the Gooey Centre of My World

You're the Gooey Centre of My World

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You're The Tits

You're The Tits

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Your Pussy Is Magic.

Your Pussy Is Magic.

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