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Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time

Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time

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Little Birdie Feeling Poorly

Little Birdie Feeling Poorly

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Little Birdie Leaving

Little Birdie Leaving

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Lucky Bastard Anniversary card

Lucky Bastard Anniversary card

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Massive Cockwomble

Massive Cockwomble

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Me Being Your Daughter

Me Being Your Daughter

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Mums Vag 18

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Never Let You Go Titanic

Never Let You Go Titanic

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Nobody Gives a Sh*t

Nobody Gives a Sh*t

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Nothing But A Number

Nothing But A Number

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Oh Look At You

Oh Look At You

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Old Is The New Black

Old Is The New Black

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Partner in Wine

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Rip Your Slutty Years

Rip Your Slutty Years

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Should We Drink Wine?

Should We Drink Wine?

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Simple Cheap And Blank Inside

Simple Cheap And Blank Inside

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Snoring Beside Me

Snoring Beside Me

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Sorry There's No Money

Sorry There's No Money

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Squeezing Your Surprise

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Still A Right Tit

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The Godfather Card

The Godfather Card

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To always be by your side

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Together Forever Card

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Try Not To Fucking Drop It

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Voldemort Birthday.

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Welcome New Baby Safari

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You A Bad Bitch

You A Bad Bitch

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You Little Prick Cactus

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You Might Piss Yourself

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You Were an Accident

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Are You A Beaver

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At Least It's Not Chlamydia

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Aunticorn

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I Don't Fart

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I Love You Pig Time.

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I Love You To Uranus And Back

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I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.

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Impawsable!.

Impawsable!.

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In a World Full of Cunts

In a World Full of Cunts

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Let's Get Slothed.

Let's Get Slothed.

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Live Laugh Love Bitch

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Love You Long Time

Love You Long Time

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Managing Expectations

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Netflix And Chill?.

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Now That You Are 21

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Plant Mum

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Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday

Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday

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That Ass is a Real Bonus

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Thirty Thirsty Gin.

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Today You Came out of a Vagina

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Trip Over Your Own Balls

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Trip Over Your Own Tits

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When It Comes To Birthdays.

When It Comes To Birthdays.

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Yay A Baby Girl

Yay A Baby Girl

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You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse

You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse

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You're My Favourite Husband

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You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore

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You're Otterly Amazing.

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You're Really Into Plants

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You're The Fittest Bird I Know.

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Absolutely Killing It Birthday NEW

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Age is Just a Number

Age is Just a Number

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Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.

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Birthday Love Corgi

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Birthday Statistics

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Cat Love Anniversary

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Congratulations Mama .

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Fifty Grumpy Cat

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Fortune Cookie.

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Forty Grumpy Cat NEW

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Friends are like stars

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Gaga For You

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Hug Dealer

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Human Servant Birthday

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I Bought This Card Online.

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I enjoyed Annoying You NEW

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I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.

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I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.

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It's Pawty Time

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No Cure For Being A Twat.

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No Idea How Old You Are.

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Not So Special Birthday

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One Fabulous Bitch to Another

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Shit Now Without You

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The Birthday Cat Tarot Card

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Thirty and Fabulous.

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Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW

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Welcome Little One Elephant

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Welcome to Your 40's.

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You Are Really Cool/Old.

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You're Dead To Us

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You're Not 40.

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Your Pussy Is Magic.

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Youth Part 2.

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Mum You're Otterly Amazing

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Above Dadverage

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An entire day all about you?

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DAD I AM A GIFT

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Dad Matches Your Hair

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Dad Otterly Awesome

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Dad Thanks For Saying Yes

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Well Done Dad I'm Amazing

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World's greatest Father

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You Sir Are A Legend

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Christmas As Extra As You 2

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O Come Let Us Adore Gin

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Beautiful Meadow Birthday

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Birthday Block Letters

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Birthday Bouquet

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Botanical Birthday

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Bug You Birthday

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Cats Birthday

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Champagne Birthday

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Cool Cat

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Darling Creature Birthday

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Dog Birthday

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Go Wild Leopard Birthday

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Happy Stripes

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HBD!

HBD!

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Herd It's Your Birthday

Herd It's Your Birthday

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Koala-ty Birthday

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Late Turtle Birthday

Late Turtle Birthday

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Plant Birthday

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Safari Party Animal

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Simple Stripes Birthday

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Simplest Dots Birthday

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Whiskey Years

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Wrinkles

Wrinkles

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Animal Party

Animal Party

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Beary Birthday

Beary Birthday

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Birthday Parrots

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Mushroom  Birthday

Mushroom Birthday

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No Gift Inside

No Gift Inside

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Okay to Lie

Okay to Lie

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On Point Birthday

On Point Birthday

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Shorty Corgi Birthday

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Unicorn Blessing

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Wild Thing Birthday

Wild Thing Birthday

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Wine Years Birthday

Wine Years Birthday

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Yappy Birthday

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Bride to Be

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Cake & Booze

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Couple Goals

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