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I'm So Glad Your Parents Did the Down And Dirty

I'm So Glad Your Parents Did the Down And Dirty

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It's Your B-Day! Let's Get Smashed

It's Your B-Day! Let's Get Smashed

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You Make Old Look Good

You Make Old Look Good

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You Have Excellent Ageing Abilities

You Have Excellent Ageing Abilities

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You Guys Make Me Want to Throw Up In My Mouth

You Guys Make Me Want to Throw Up In My Mouth

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You've got a Bum Bum in Your Tum Tum!

You've got a Bum Bum in Your Tum Tum!

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Goodness Beams Out of You and it is So Beautiful

Goodness Beams Out of You and it is So Beautiful

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I like your face

I like your face

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I Smile When I Think of You

I Smile When I Think of You

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You are so Brilliant

You are so Brilliant

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You Are the Bees Knees

You Are the Bees Knees

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You Are The Most Excellent Human

You Are The Most Excellent Human

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Bad Ass Babe

Bad Ass Babe

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I'm Not Jealous at all

I'm Not Jealous at all

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I Hope You Have a Crap Time and Come Back Soon

I Hope You Have a Crap Time and Come Back Soon

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See Ya Later Alligator

See Ya Later Alligator

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Sista from Another Mista

Sista from Another Mista

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Boombox - Boomtastic birthday

Boombox - Boomtastic birthday

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Cassette - 40! Still Rocking it

Cassette - 40! Still Rocking it

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Cassette - 50! Still rocking it

Cassette - 50! Still rocking it

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Cassette - 60! Still rocking it

Cassette - 60! Still rocking it

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Cassette - Endangered Species

Cassette - Endangered Species

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Game Boy - You're old school

Game Boy - You're old school

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Mac - Newer model wanted

Mac - Newer model wanted

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Nokia - I remember when you were cool

Nokia - I remember when you were cool

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VHS - Born in the olden days

VHS - Born in the olden days

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Total cock

Total cock

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Zimmer Time

Zimmer Time

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Earthling

Earthling

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It's a boy!

It's a boy!

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It's a girl!

It's a girl!

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Planet Earth

Planet Earth

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Big Fan

Big Fan

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White wedding

White wedding

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Bubble Gum Birthday

Bubble Gum Birthday

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Catnip

Catnip

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Congrats On Your Little Cutie

Congrats On Your Little Cutie

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Eat Lots of Cake

Eat Lots of Cake

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Happy Birthday To My Significant Otter

Happy Birthday To My Significant Otter

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I'd Shave Just for You

I'd Shave Just for You

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Lovers Lane II

Lovers Lane II

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No Otter

No Otter

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Roarsome Birthday

Roarsome Birthday

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Smashing Birthday

Smashing Birthday

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Sweet Birthday

Sweet Birthday

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Thanks For Rollin With Me

Thanks For Rollin With Me

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Tiered Cake

Tiered Cake

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We're Better Together

We're Better Together

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